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HICKE QUITS!
JOSEF HICKERSBERGER will no longer be the Austrian coach. A few hours ago, he told the newspaper Der Standard that he was burnt-out. Further, he alluded to being sent-off the pitch against Germany when he said: The transition to normality … Continue reading
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Porco, Cordoba
TURKISH FANS saved a live during celebrations in Munich on Sunday. An enthusiastic group freed three pigs out of a livestock transporter. The farmer managed to catch two of them, but the third one is missing without a trace. If … Continue reading
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Nessun fuma
AUSTRIA’s goalkeepers were finally informed about their hierarchy. According to coach Hickersberger, the number 2 kept his countenance and congratulated his rival. Still, the information remains top secret and will only be communicated 90 minutes before kick-off. Will Croatian strikers … Continue reading
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Flying goalkeeper alarm
AUSTRIA is the single participant who has not yet announced its first goalkeeper. The decision was finally due on Wednesday. However, coach Hickersberger left the awaiting press empty-handed. Due to some lack of discipline, he said, he did not find … Continue reading
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Republic of Austria (92) As of today and thanks to our recent performances (reviewed here), Austria is finally back where it belongs: among the TOP 100 football nations. Inevitably, this marks the point to say good-bye to the 100 countries … Continue reading
Merciless destiny
ROSALINDE HALLER is not like other Austrians. She is a medium, she can foresee future. In february, when asked who is going to take the trophy home, she still saw Italy win. But last week something told her to revise her predictions … Continue reading
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APPARENTLY, the Austrian Red Cross is increasing its blood reserves. On the one hand, they seek to be prepared for the small risk of a large disaster during the EURO. On the other hand, experience from Germany 2006 suggests that … Continue reading
